free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

secretmindreader:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

please dont

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

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kanayamarydayum:

every cecil cosplay ever be like

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WEATHER

dogfang:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve just realized I’m a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.”

To those who don’t understand the difference between DC and Marvel,

braidfist:

DC:

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Marvel:

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WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.

unicornfan:

pitbull:

thejory:

unicornfan:

pitbull who is partying at 4:30 on a tuesday

Uhhh true fans of Mr 305pitbull talk some sense into this fool

The party never ends. Enjoy life #dale

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