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TAKE THIS ADVICE. NEVER FORGET TO BRING YOUR CHAPSTICK LIP BALM VASELINE WHATEVER YOU USE IF YOU EASILY GET DRIED LIPS. HAVE 10 EXTRAS IN DIFFERENT BACKPACKS OR PURSES. IT IS HELL GOING THROUGH A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT IT. I TELL YOU PLEASE

automatically:

going to a buffet like

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral

hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t