carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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animal40:

contemporary art 

k1mkardashian:

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

daenerystargayren:

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms

guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

setbabiesonfire:

uropyia:

bongtokes-and-lovesnotes:

fly-with-maryjane:

This is why i think everyone is stupid

I really shouldn’t laugh but I’m shitting bricks

Super pot

Must be so dank.
taco-bell-rey:

my favorite